Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.– Mary Rakow (via infinite-paradox)
cosmo tip #654
expertcosmotips: talk about your weed paraphernalia for hours
So I got over my kidney infection and somehow pulled a muscle in my chest, that finally stopped hurting and now I have strep throat. Where did my immune system go?
There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say...– game of thrones. (via coyotesaint)
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Game of Thrones
WHY CAN’T I BE THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS IN A MADE UP WORLD!!! I want a refund on life. This is bull shit.